Why vote for me?
Why not?
You don't really think your vote's gonna make much difference anyhow, right? So just vote for me for the Hell of it. It'll feel good!
Besides, my opponent is a liar a cheat and a thief (I know: we both used to be lawyers for the same used-car dealer.)
Read my website: I promise not to raise my taxes. blah...blah...blah... Jobs for everyone...
blah...blah...blah... Cut property taxes...
blah...blah...blah... Stronger military, with lots of defense contracts for our community...
blah...blah...blah... lower income taxes...
blah...blah...blah... Social Security in a Lockbox...
blah...blah...blah...
No Child Left Behind...
blah...blah...blah... No Free Lunch...
blah...blah...blah... Space program will take us to Mars...
blah...blah...blah... first we've got to have a War on Poverty...
blah...blah...blah... tax cuts for the poor...
blah...blah...blah... Welfare reform...
Save the whales.... blah...blah...blah...
Energy independence... blah...blah...blah...
Alternative energy ... blah...blah...blah...
Alternative lifestyles... blah...blah...blah...
Gay marriage... blah...blah...blah...
Whoever said marriage is gay, anyway?... blah...blah...blah...
Tough on crime.... blah...blah...blah...
protect your rights... blah...blah...blah...
New highways to wherever you want 'em... blah...blah...blah...
Tax breaks for the hardworking Kansas citizen... blah...blah...blah...
Better farm subsidies ... blah...blah...blah...
tax cuts for the farmer... blah...blah...blah...
...and, of course, a Balanced Budget!
This is just the beginning of my promises!
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