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PRESS RELEASES
Jan 1, 2006
Richard Harris calls on Congress to only pass non-binding resolutions.
"After all," he explained, "I"ve never felt bound by any of my own resolutions!"...
Jan 20, 2006
Richard Harris admits having inhaled as a kid.
"And I'm still inhaling," he admitted. "YOU try holding your breath for a lifetime, and see what happens," he added....
Feb 14, 2006
Richard Harris denies Roseanne Arnold's allegations that he fathered her child, out of wedlock.
"Nonsense," he explained "I never saw that woman before in my life. And just for that, tell her I want my Barry Manilow tapes back!"
March 1, 2006
Richard Harris, The Peace Candidate, admits he was a mercenary.
"But it's OK," he explained, "I spent most of my time AWOL, smoking dope...."
April 15, 2006
Richard Harris admits he's never filed an honest tax return
"Only because I've never earned an honest dollar" he explained....
May 1, 2006
Richard Harris denies allegations that he is a Communist
"I'm just an Ice Cream Socialist," he explained, slurping down a pink scoop of strawberry-vanilla....
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