Aviation & Technology
Aviation and Technology are critical to the Economy of Kansas. My credentials in Aviation and Technology are clearly as good as anyone in Congress.
Aviation
I rode on a plane once, so I understand them. They're so cool! Send me to Congress, and I'll make sure there's lots more of them.
Big-Tech / High-Tech
Our district manufactures construction and farm machinery, buses and carnival rides. When I'm elected to Congress, I'll make sure our district get lots of defense contracts for bulldozer-harvesters that seat 50 people, and go round and round!
We make all kinds of electronics and are a leader in some types of computer technology -- both in hardware and software. I'll see to it that the government buys ALL of its computers from our district (they're government computers; they don't have to be the right ones for the job. Heck they don't even have to work -- the bureaucrats don't know what they are anyway).
Transportation & Communications
Our aviation and other big-tech/high-tech industries also rely upon close transportation and communications connections with the world.
TRANSPORTATION: So it's time we dredged all the dirt out of the Arkansas River and made it a ship channel. If we do a good enough job, maybe we can get a Navy base to go with our Air Force base! And we can do it all with federal money, if I'm elected.
COMMUNICATIONS: As for communications, I'll see to it that every teenager in Kansas has their own cell phone the minute they're old enough to vote. That way they can call and chat with other teenagers at every hour of the day and night. Lord knows, it's better than having to talk with them ourselves, right?
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