Law & Order
My opponent is soft on crime...
blah...blah...blah... I'm tough on crime...blah...blah...blah... Guns Don't Kill People: People Kill Guns... blah...blah...blah...
blah...blah...blah... Civil liberties...
blah...blah...blah... Victims' rights...
blah...blah...blah... Right to Privacy...
blah...blah...blah... Zero Tolerance...
blah...blah...blah... Police brutality...
blah...blah...blah... and throw away the key...
blah...blah...blah... Predators...
blah...blah...blah... Protect our rights...
blah...blah...blah... Shoot first, ask questions later...
blah...blah...blah... Racial profiling...
blah...blah...blah... Three strikes...
blah...blah...blah... Rehabilitation...
blah...blah...blah... Right to Bear Arms...
blah...blah...blah... Stop Gun Violence...
blah...blah...blah... A Chicken in Every Pot...
blah...blah...blah... Legalize Pot...
blah...blah...blah... Legalize Chickens...
blah...blah...blah... Protect our children...
blah...blah...blah... Execute teenagers...
blah...blah...blah... Liberal Judges...
blah...blah...blah... Hanging Judges...
blah...blah...blah... mis-judges...
blah...blah...blah... Miss America Judges...
blah...blah...blah... and Peace on Our Streets!
I can promise you all this and more -- if I don't get caught. Send me to Washington, and let's see what I can get away with!
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